The Bachelor 2013 Recap: Sean Keeps Tierra — and Finally Kisses Catherine

Much like a beautiful flowering rose, Sean Lowe's manhood is ready to bloom all over Bachelor Mansion. He wants babies and he wants them yesterday. Adopted babies, self-sperminated babies, the possibilities are endless. Just let the dude sow his manly seeds in your wild oats, guys, JUST LET HIM SOW. The real question? Which lucky lady will earn the coveted role as Sean's baby-maker? Only 13 bachelorettes are still sucking from his teat, and this week Sean amps things up with another...


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