The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: He Knows About Noses

From first blush, we knew that this episode would shed some new dark light on Yolanda. The "Last week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" clip package began with the Dutch Stepford Wife working way too hard on an exercise mat so that her husband was happy sexually, and last night we learned that Yolanda takes that "pleasing your lizard husband by staying in your place" thing so seriously, she doesn’t just apply it to herself. "It’s how things should be," Yolanda told an audience of 2 million career women and gay men laughing at her, and she was actually referring to her routine of making David Foster his "favorite chicken" before athletically fucking him, then getting back on the figurative and literal treadmill of pre-civil-rights self-improvement … for the benefit of somebody who is not one’s self. In the words of Nasim Pedrad’s Arianna Huffington, "Yolanda — could you be serious?" Read More...


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