Survivor: Caramoan returned tonight with the awesomely titled "Honey badger", as we see the explosive fallout from last week’s history making elimination saw Francesca get voted out first for the second time in a row. This of course gets Brandon Hantz, one of Francesca’s alliance members, pretty darn upset. So upset that he says he’s going to go all "Ruzzell Hantz" on these people!
Look, I’m a big Russell Hantz fan. I’m such a big Russell Hantz fan that I watched his crappy house flipping reality show on A&E! However, it still bugs me when Brandon says he’s just trying to emulate his uncle now. I mentioned how much it bugged me last time Brandon played when he kept his relation to Russell a secret, as he could have just come out with it and not made it such a big deal. Now he’s trying to identify himself as just a carbon copy of the guy? Be your own player, dude! Of course this was totally invalidated by a trademark Brandon Hantz epiphany, as he decided he now wants to be an honorable player. I think Cochran really may be on to something here; this guy has some serious homicidal tendencies.