Everyone's favorite reality show about contestants who remain unbathed for 39 days returns for season 26 with Survivor: Caramoan - Fans vs. Favorites. Or what I'd prefer to be known as out of work actors claiming to love Survivor against returning players that we kind of remember. Oh OK, maybe it is actual fans, but does anyone in the world actually consider Brandon a favorite? Does anyone really even want to remember Survivor: South Pacific, despite there being three castaways from that season? Though in defense of the casting team, the favorites may be the "most likely to entertainingly implode" tribe ever.