With Gary at the marine base during the week, Jenelle has nothing to do but sit around in the last beanbag chair in the United States and text him. She tells her roomie that she could see herself marrying him someday, and quickly notes that it's not "because he's in the military, and not because he'll get more money." Oh, it's probably because he's kind and generous, right? Nope again. It's because he disciplines her kid, which is a total turn-on. You can read about it further in Jenelle's favorite book on tape, "50 Shades of Babysitting." And then, just to prove that she's super into him for HIM and not because he's like, there, she adds "I don't want to find another guy and start a relationship again. I'd rather just have Gary." Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what Juliet said to a fair maiden friend when trying to explain her great love, too. "It's soooo much easier to hang with Romeo, you know? The bar scene in Verona doth suck." Read More...
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