'New Girl' recap and quotes: Sex stories both old and new in 'Virgins'

We always knew there had to be some great "first time" stories in the characters' pasts on "New Girl." But it seems unlikely that anyone would have predicted the lubricant, mini golf and Mick Jagger of it all before seeing "Virgins."Would we have expected Jess and Nick to ever stop thinking and just start doing before this episode? Probably not, but that's part of what made "Virgins" yet another nearly perfect installment of "New Girl."There's a first time for everyone.Since everyone in the loft apparently had plenty of time to kill during this episode, storytelling commenced. And what stories! Inspired by Jess (Zooey Deschanel) planning to meet her "first" for drinks, everyone got to tell about how he or she lost their virginity.Some of the stories were wondrous. Some ... Well, some were as awful as the characters believed.Ranking the first-time storiesFrom best to worst, here's how each virginity-loss story compared:1. Cece (Hannah Simone)...



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