As you probably know, I rarely miss a minute of any of my favorite reality shows (or any reality shows, for that matter)... but sometimes I do find myself spacing out while staring at particularly peculiar-looking reality stars on TV, pondering just why they look the way they do. For example, how do J-WoWW's boobs defy gravity despite her shirt's obvious lack of support? Did I say 'shirt'...? I meant boob sling. And just how messed up does your sense of perception need to be in order to want to look like Heidi Montag does? So in honor of the distracting "enhanced" physical attributes of many reality stars, I've compiled a list of the most appalling reality TV star plastic surgeries:
1. Heidi Montag, The Hills
If you've watched The Hills from the beginning, you've also watched the not-so-gradual progression of Heidi from bright-eyed wholesome young woman to 23-going-on-45 nipped-and-tucked Barbie from hell. Seriously, I hear plastic surgery is addicting and all, but doesn't she think she should have stopped before she started looking like Charo?
2. Omarosa, The Apprentice
It's not so much that notorious reality villain Omarosa has a terrible boob job (I'll let you decide for yourself), but her holier-than-thou attitude about it gave everyone more reason to love to hate her. After upping her chest from an A to a D (subtle), she had the nerve to give fellow Apprentice alum (and current Real Housewife of New York) Bethenny Frankel public flack for getting a tummy tuck after her C-section. You know what they say -- those with balloon boobs shouldn't throw pins. Or something...
3. Kellie Pickler, American Idol
While it hasn't been confirmed whether or not Idol alum Kellie Pickler has been under the knife, you have to admit that she definitely looks, um, "different" now than she did back when she was cowering under Simon Cowell's critical stare. I guess she's come a long way since her days as season 5's token country bumpkin, for better or worse!
4. Danielle Staub, The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Aside from her botched "square t***," the RHONJ villain swears she's had no other work done... but who is she kidding? Freakish arched eyebrows, inflated fish lips, joker-like jawline... Is it possible to look this plastic without the "help" of a sadistic surgeon? If you think I sound mean, you clearly don't watch the show...
5. Daisy, Rock of Love
While I'm sure Daisy thinks that her many "enhancements" make her look totally hot (at least Bret Michaels and all of her Daisy of Love suitors seem to think so), I just can't see how the clown look could possibly be perceived as anything but terrifying.
6. Jenni "J-WoWW" Farley, Jersey Shore
It's one thing to have giant hard-as-rocks boobs (at least they look hard as rocks -- I wouldn't know) and hardly cover them whenever you leave the house. It's another thing entirely to wear bikinis so small that you actually reveal your plastic surgery scars to innocent passersby. Not classy, J-WoWW. But I'm sure you get that a lot.
7. Bruce Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians
I almost feel bad making fun of Bruce for his clown-like face, but I figure if he's going to exploit himself by actually sharing his plastic surgery experience on a show like KUWTK, he's sort of asking for it. And to think he was once looked so normal!
Know of any other reality stars who just can't see to say "no" to the scalpel? Weigh in below.