The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: If Mama Ain’t Happy


I’ll have to say this gingerly, because she seems like someone who is both possessed and unhinged, but Mama Joyce is definitely drunk all the time, right? The two most important things I learned last night are that Kandi has no idea how to deal with her emotionally manipulative parent, and everyone on the show drives a white car.


The show kicked off with Phaedra giving a master class in How to Professionally Ice Out Your Partner™. She was headed to Alabama for her mortuary study group; after her nannies and assistants packed her white car, Apollo, dressed like a Target employee — which would explain his exhaustion and crankiness, since working a secret double retail shift is difficult! — rolled out to say goodbye, prompting Phaedra to look him dead in his eyes, smile sweetly, and with a lilting, gentle tone, say, “You know I’m not speaking to you,” and slam the car door directly in his face. I appreciate her industrious spirit, but she should shut down all of her other businesses and head directly to the Learning Annex with this — if Ramona Singer can do it, so can she!  Read More...


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