I am writing to you with a heavy heart. I am also writing to you with a heavy backside, but that's just because I can't stop eating bread, hey-o.
Oh, that's terrible. Let me start again.
It is with a heavy heart that I announce my resignation as recapper for this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I am currently in Los Angeles, on week two of a time-consuming, challenging, and wonderfully fun job writing for a new television show and my hours are currently such that I cannot continue my recapping duties in the manner to which you have become accustomed, and, in fact, deeply deserve. Read More...