The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Full-Scale Attack


I’m not even sure if I need to write a recap after seeing the ladies of Beverly Hills in Lady Gaga’s latest video. Listen—I don’t know why Gaga is a pretending to be a burnt-up angel. I don’t know why those two nice men dressed in garbage bags dragged her through the Hearst Castle, put a floral octopus on her head at a Fellini-themed party, and threw her ass in the pool with some Edie Beale–themed nuns. I don’t know why Yolanda is only playing her cello at the neck. Why is Seth Rogen’s brother reanimating Michael Jackson’s corpse? I can’t tell you why Brandi and Joyce are absent from this thing altogether, but Joyce is probably at a shooting range with Brandi’s face plastered on all of the targets. The only thing about this video that makes sense after last night’s reunion is Lisa snapping necks, and the eternal question: What means goad?  Read More...


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