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Summer Kinda Wonderful Part 3

Gossip Girl: Ain't karma a bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is.


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Gossip Girl: Spotted: Blair Waldorf at Charles de Gaulle, homeward bound. What could possibly make Queen B abandon her two dads before Labor Day? We bet Chuck Bass wants to know.


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Skank on Beach: Mister Chuck, is there anything you need caretaking of?

Chuck: The only thing I need to take care of... is you. (looks at other skanks) And you, and you ...


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Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.

Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?

Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...

Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.

Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!


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Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.

Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.


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Blair: [hears car outside] Oh, a honk instead of a knock! Did someone order a townie?


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