The Office: What was the Best 'Moroccan Christmas' Quote?

The Office has had some fantastic quotes over the seasons, and I feel like this week's Christmas episode was surprisingly full of really great "lol" lines I really enjoyed.


Here are some that stuck out to me as bite-sized moments of hilarity, so check them out and comment telling us which your favorite was or add another if I missed your fav!


Jim: I'm a black belt in gift wrapping.

Dwight: Yeah no such thing. They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid.... If I can skin a mule dear in... (Dwight falls into his fake wrapped desk.)


Phyllis: The theme is nights in Morocco. This isn't your grandmother's Christmas party. Unless of course she's from Morocco, in which case it's very accurate.


Angela: I am not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas. There is one person who will, though, and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer.


Michael: An intervention - it's really hard to describe. It's a coming together... it's a surprise party for people who have addictions. You get in their face and you scream at them and make them feel really badly about themselves, and then they stop.


Andy: When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was "Puke." I would chug a fifth of So-Co, sneak into a frat party, polish off some people's empties, some brewskis, some jello shots, do some body shots off myself...


Kevin: Well, Meredith, there was that one time you bought movie tickets, and you got too drunk to go, so you gave them to me, and that was really cool.


Dwight: In the Schrute family, we believe in a five-fingered intervention: awareness, education, control, acceptance, and punching.


Dwight: There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick.


Michael: Everyone in this room loves you, but mark my words: we are not going to support your alcoholism anymore. The next time you light yourself on fire, we are not going to help put you out.

Dwight: Oh, as Fire Marshall, I would have to.... I suppose I could do it if it were a controlled burn in a well-ventilated area...


Phyllis: Angela's having sex with Dwight! I caught them doing it after Toby's going away party.

Dwight: Well, don't look so surprised.


Michael: As it turns out you can't just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily. They have to hit rock bottom. So I think I know what I need to do at this point - I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. I think I can do it. I did it with Jan.


Photo courtesy of NBC.com

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Dec 12, 2008 5:18PM EST

Haha I love the last one.

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Dec 12, 2008 6:52PM EST

the black belt one was my favorite but it was definitely a laugh out loud episode! Hi-larious!

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Dec 14, 2008 12:59PM EST

When speaking of the genetic improbabilty of the unicorn princess...Dwight: how would that happen- a king has sex with a unicorn, or a man with a horn has sex with a royal horse.
No need to mention that the second option doesn't require a horse lol.

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Dec 16, 2008 6:39PM EST

darcam444 - how else would she become a princess if it wasn't a ROYAL horse???
DUH!

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Dec 27, 2008 8:04AM EST

Andy :- They called me ace, 'cus i ace'd all my courses. I got straight B's
Golden!!!

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Dec 30, 2008 4:51PM EST

Not a quote but the doll par with Toby and Darell, sooo funny

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