This has been a strong year for comedies, so with so many hilarious things being said on our TVs week to week, we figured we should end the year jiggling like bowls full jelly with an list of some of our favorites!
Kurt: He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.
Cam: What would you suggest we give him then?
Mitchell: Get him a gift card.
Cam: A gift card?! Who hurt you?
Pam: Michael. Let me make this very easy for you. I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR HAPPINESS. STOP DATING MY MOTHER!
Michael: You know what, I'm gonna start dating her even harder.
Liz Lemon: No, I'm going to tell Drew that I'm having a little welcome to the building party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say 'oh it's the wrong night' and then he'll laugh and say one glass couldn't hurt and then I will put my mouth on his mouth.
Leslie Knope: I don't get men. If they're not wagering their girlfriends in pool, then they're trying to steal each others' wives. It makes you question the whole notion of those bromance movies.
Brian: Oh, there's my laptop. Do you mind? I want to check my e-mail.
Stewie: Go away! I'm editing this music video I'm making for Susie.
Brian: [voice rising in pitch] Oh, really. Music video? Working on a little video there? Little, uh... little music video? Little compilation of visual images to go with the song? Little four minute movie that tells the story of a...
Stewie: Yeah, that only works when I do it.
Larry: I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
Barney: I'm - wait for it - in - wait for it - love - wait for it - with - wait for it - a -wait for it - certain - wait for it...
Marshall: I KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ROBIN!
Casey: What happened?
Chuck: Well, I fainted and hit my head on the ground.
Casey: Real brave, Bartowski.
Chuck: I fainted on purpose--that was my move. You know I'm terrified of needles.
Casey: So your move was to faint, and his was to endure torture.
Chuck: We have different methods.
Casey: Looks like his method is working.
Leah: I don't feel good about this. I don't want you to be a sperm donor.
Ray: But it's flattering. They're fans of my work. I've never had lesbian fans before.
Leah: They should go to a sperm bank. You can't just give your sperm to two girls you met in a cafe.
Ray: I met you in a cafe.