Frankly if I was one of the kid's listening to the story, i'd probably say "Dad, frankly I no longer care how you met mum! It feels more like some sort of long diarrhea/constipation and you're still not done yet... get off the crapper!"
Last episode I saw or was paying attention to was when Rachel Bilson (Summer from The OC) made an appearance, after that I switched off, well, stopped streaming. Can't take that sh*t anymore. Anything good happened lately?