Have you seen the 30-second preview for the Thursday, Sept. 30 episode of Project Runway? If not, I say, prepare yourself.
There's a scream! An "Oh my god!" Sirens! (Sirens?) A scary closeup of pins falling very, very slowly! Mondo crying! Andy crying! Scandal! Cheating! Intrigue!
Why is Mondo crying? What was it that was so hard for him to keep a secret? That he cheated? That he knew who the cheater was? That there was no cheater and Project Runway's producers made him pretend like there was a cheater? And why is this season's the most controversial finale EVER? Does someone die?