On last night's episode, we met the newest Housewife Sonja. Welcome Sonja! You are the ridiculousness - 'I have a Miami closet and a Colorado closet and a Palm Springs closet' - this season has been lacking. LuAnn described Sonja, who divorced a rich man a few years ago and only showed wedding photos starring herself, as a 'sexy pistol.' She has a table in her foyer where she apparently keeps framed photos of her sexy pistol conquests. Max (yes, that Max) was her go-to Thursday. Sonja gets needles plunged into her neck and she has a young assistant who dresses like Harry Potter and I picture lots of scenes with her discussing her conquests in her dressing gown at her makeup table. Plus, she told a great story about Ramona running off with her dress at a sample sale. 'Look, a man!' I picture Ramona crying, as she pointed towards the dressing room, before shoving the Badgley Mischka under her arm and cat-walking over to the cashier. 'What? I was just being honest. There was a man over there. How was I supposed to know she wanted this dress? It's not her size. Look at her hips. What? What! Next time I just won't say anything about how yellow isn't her color.'
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