On 'Weeds' (Mon., 10PM ET on SHO), Dr. Audra Kitson (Alanis Morissette) has been taken hostage by her stalker -- a "religiously delusional schizophrenic" with a crossbow.
"Let me save you, Audra, please," he tells her. "Let's wash the blood of the unborn off your hands and live together in the light of the lord ... You're a godless baby murderer! But I'm willing to work with you because I love you."
How tempting. As she wonders if her "loser" boyfriend Andy will come rescue her, Nancy appears. Does she have a plan?