'The Real Housewives of D.C.' recap: 'It's all bollocks around here!' Episode 4


I can't yet tell who is more diabolical: Michaele or Tareq. Michaele loves squeaks! loves giggle! everybody, but there are sharp wheels turning behind her scary shining eyes. She will cut a bitch with her clavicle. Tareq strikes me as having serious anger management issues. I thought his Cosby-era sweater would explode in a rage as Cat continued to needle away at him at the Salahis Great Grape Stomp sponsored by the American Polo Club brought to you by Oasis wines pending litigation in two Virginia Counties brought by their lawyer who is currently working on a restraining order against Tareq's mother who may have been the one to call Secret Service on their asses when they snuck into the Congressional Black Caucus dinner.


Cat, who despises everything, especially American everythings, looked like she wanted to take a handful of those supermarket grapes and angrily smear them all over Tareq's face. Instead she settled for a loop of sneering asides about her full-of-bollocks hosts. So tell me, what's your Mom's shenanigans? she brusquely demanded after their limo of guests had been warned that Tareq's mysterious mother had sent a pesky reporter to lurk on the outskirts of embattled vineyard grounds and that not one but two men in blazers were required to keep the party safe. Tell me Bravo that we're going to meet this mysterious woman and hear her side of the story! Michaele does not like to be pushed. We're excited you're here! she sing-songed to Cat. We're happy to have that behind us! Let's love everybody! For all her declarations of love and lollipops (where is that Housewives spin-off that maroons cast crazies like Michaele, Kelly, and Danielle on a desert island?), her smile freezes scarily when confrontation is afoot.


To Read More Click Here.


If You Missed This Episode Watch It Here Online Now

Comments

Want to comment on this? First, you must log in to your SideReel account!