WHAT?! It's Labor Day, and we're celebrating with a new episode of "Bachelor Pad"? The show that does nothing but reward the idle class for their sloth and debauchery? We would accept a "Dirty Jobs" marathon, maybe, but this? UNPATRIOTIC, we say. But since you were all out honoring Unions and marching for mandatory 37-hour-work weeks and three-week vacations, we will do my solemn duty and recap this traitorous, syphilitic pile of unpatriotic bulls***. FOR YOU!
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