After a disagreement over lunch at the diner, Russell and Jeff decide to see who has it easier when it comes to getting sex, the married guy or the single guy. Jeff insists it's easier for him, but Russell says he has the advantage. Adam, who is in between single and married, gets involved as well, and the guys agree to meet at the diner at midnight to see who could seal the deal. All three face their own set of problems when it comes to getting the job done, and all three end up failing spectacularly. However, when it comes time to fess up their egos won't let them, and the guys all claim their nights were a success.