Copious amounts of drunk-dialing never ends well. But at least on 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM ET on MTV), it provides Jenni "JWoww" Farley the chance to defend Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi with some choice comebacks.
Snooki's bodybuilder boyfriend drunk-dials her to mention "half naked girls everywhere," then calls again to say (with slurred speech) that he's just slept with someone. Emilio eventually says he's kidding, but not before Snooki has sufficiently cussed him out.JWoww answers his next call, loyally defending her girlfriend using various threats and insults.
"I will call the cops on you if you call again. or I will take the next flight out to [beep] New York to beat your ass," she says.
He's so wasted he thinks he's reached her voicemail. On the final call, JWoww attacks in a way that he will truly understand. Snooki and Emilio are dunzo.