You would expect things to go smoothly on 'Kourtney and KhloÃ© Take Miami' (Sun., 10PM ET on E!). Or, that is -- you would expect this if you'd never seen the show before.
Kourtney has been having a little trouble with Scott Disick, the father of her child. You might previously remember Scott from the semi-infamous drunken penis-flashing incident. Or from the drunken mirror-punching incident. Or you might even remember him from the other random drunken incident.
And yes, as you may have guessed from all of this, Scott has a slight problem with alcohol. Now, on the current episode, Kourtney's mom Kris decides to come in and take care of things. Yay! Kris is on the case! We're all saved! ... Right?
Oh, no, of course not. Instead, we get to experience a sort of "awful-off" between Kris and Scott. It's the mom who let her daughters appear on a skanky reality TV show, versus Mr. Drunk Guy. Who will win?
Well, that all depends on what your definition of "winning" is. Kris gives Scott a couple of different pamphlets for rehab centers that are far, far away from her daughter. Scott takes them, then walks outside onto the balcony and tosses them into the air. And thus, he gives up on his chance at redemption.
So in the end, no one wins. Kris tries to do the right thing, but fails. But on the other hand, Scott just ... fails completely.