Oscar nominee Thomas Haden Church is upset that a movie is being filmed a mere 18 miles from his isolated Texas ranch. I don't want movies being shot near me," he confessed on 'The Tonight Show' (weeknights, 11:35PM ET on NBC). "I don't like the orgies, I don't like the catering, I don't like the goat sacrifices that go along with movie-making," he joked.
But in all seriousness, he's been siding with fellow locals. When the production company forced residents to detour around the main street of little Utopia, Texas, Church said, "I drove by and I slowed down. So I did my little part -- 'Go home, Hollywood weirdos!'"