A lady won ABC's Wipeout last night! Not just a lady, but New Mom,Â because everyone on Wipeout needs a memorable-for-44-minutes moniker that viewers can latch onto and real names are irrelevant on game shows in which objects repeatedly fly at one's nose. Whoa, I just realized that what this show is missing is Amber from Clueless on the sidelines, just bitching the whole time about the big balls.
This week's Most Satisfying Wipeout, a prestigious honor right up there with Dancing With the Stars' MVG (most valuable gem), goes to Renaissance Man,Â a Shakespeare-quoting buffoon who kept screaming things like House of Capulet!!!!!Â out of context. Hey, I guess we do know his real name. Renaissance Man had a special knack for propeller legsÂ a la Luigi in Super Mario Bros. 2. He will barely be missed.