Last night's episode of Gossip Girl put last week's big question on the total back burner...unless I slept through some explanation of whatever happened between Blair and Jack Bass. I assume this issue will be revisited soon.
This week...we follow Rufus and Lily to Boston where they search for their long-lost son. Dan is still hiding this tidbit from Serena, but thanks to a recently-turned-evil Nellie Yuki and an unfortunately descriptive text message courtesy of Vanessa, the news is soon public.
So...while not technically related genetically, Dan and Serena now share a half-sibling. Is is gross if they still date? What if their parents are dating (or at least sleeping together) too?
Imagine the explanation to the long lost Andrew:
Lily: Hi son, I'm your mother and Serena is my daughter.
Rufus: Hi son, I'm your father and Dan is my (other) son.
Dan: I'm your half brother!
Serena: I'm your half sister!
Lily: So...btw I'm dating Rufus and Dan is dating Serena. Basically we're all dating each other. But somehow it's all legal. I swear.
Rufus: You can't, however, date Jenny. That would be illegal. Welcome to the family, son.
Time to choose your Gossip Girl couples, because I think it's safe to say that it would be all too disturbing if Rufus/Lily and Serena/Dan stick together once the dead-half-brother-who-isn't-actually-dead comes to town.
So...which couple would you rather see together? Rufus and Lily? Serena and Dan? Both (because somehow you don't think it's weird)? Neither?