You may have noticed that we've pretty much ignored "The Real Housewives of Miami" in its inaugural season. We know. That's not like us. We're usually all over the "Real Housewives" franchise. The thing is we have been watching, but there's so little to s more

Whoa, what the hell just happened? Has the Real Housewives of Miami become miraculously relevant? Bear with me here, folks, I haven't completely lost my rocker. After last week's drowse-inducing episode, the Miami Housewives returned to their tried and more

Well, Marysol and Philippe's wedding was refreshingly simple and pared-down, despite the fact that the justice of the peace read their self-written vows. No weeks of stressed-out planning, just a ride up the mountain to the ceremony. Plus, Marysol remains more

Marysol's getting married! She and Philippe had a Freaky Friday , because she was calm on the day of the wedding and he was nervous like she was the day before. I know that's not truly what a Freaky Friday (the phenomenon) is, but you know what I mean. Ma more

"Oooh food!" as Elsa would say, spying a nondescript cardboard box. Lea was a definite oh-hell-to-the-PETA-no on the pork. Larsa didn't eat it and neither did Alexia, the host. So why, exactly, was a whole pig on the menu? For the show of it all, it seeme more

In a perfect world we'd have Elsa, Marysol's mom, go up against the pissed-off art guy. But since we can't have that, we can at least relish the one-liners bestowed upon us by the honorary seventh Miami housewife. Precious Elsa gems: "You know what, I more

Maybe my initial musings about the Real Housewives of Miami was a bit premature, or I am incredibly tipsy right now, but last night's episode kept my attention throughout the entire hour. I'm also starting to get the feeling that the good drama is saved u more

Last night I finally got around to watching this week's Real Housewives of Miami and as a token for my good behavior, I was awarded some much needed drama at the end of the episode. The problem is that said drama spilled over onto Watch What Happens Live! more