In a perfect world we'd have Elsa, Marysol's mom, go up against the pissed-off art guy. But since we can't have that, we can at least relish the one-liners bestowed upon us by the honorary seventh Miami housewife.
Precious Elsa gems:
"You know what, I more
Maybe my initial musings about the Real Housewives of Miami was a bit premature, or I am incredibly tipsy right now, but last night's episode kept my attention throughout the entire hour. I'm also starting to get the feeling that the good drama is saved u more
Last night I finally got around to watching this week's Real Housewives of Miami and as a token for my good behavior, I was awarded some much needed drama at the end of the episode. The problem is that said drama spilled over onto Watch What Happens Live! more
This series remains pretty lacking in the drama department. Although it's looking like C-SPAN compared to the other East Coast 'Housewives' in Atlanta and Jersey, let's give it a bit more time to gain traction.
There's still a lot of cocktail-drinking, more
Maybe I've been spoiled tremendously by the excess excellence of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, because tonight's premiere of Bravo's Real Housewives of Miami only left me unimpressed and yearning for another Gratuitous Giggy Moment to happen at an more
1. Lea’s House
Lea: Hi, I’m Lea, and I collect people. It sounds creepy, sure, but it’s not at all because the people I collect are crazy, and therefore nobody cares. I love crazy people because they’re interesting and also because of their emotional an more
Here’s what I learned about Will Smith’s favorite city from The Real Housewives of Miami , the latest iteration of Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise: It is not New York. It is not L.A. It’s a great place to find women with big, floppy hats, ridiculousl more
We're obviously still at the point where everything is hunky-dory because it's the first "intro" episode and extra sunny because it's Miami and all. No reason to expect more than shots of people in cut-off shorts, boats on sparkling water and people with more