A recently-developed obsession with professional wrestling clouds much of Chris' television viewing habits, despite never having watched it as a child. He has unwittingly and unfortunately appeared in the background of a few terrible music-related reality shows. He was pre-interviewed to participate in a VH1 talking head program but was, understandably, deemed unsuitable for television.
Current Obsessions: Rock of Love
Favorite Character: Sharon Osbourne from The Osbournes played by Sharon Osbourne
Grew Up Watching: The Lone Gunmen, Breaking the Magician's Code, 20/20
Contact Chris: email@example.com
Chris's Current Top Ten
Total Divas"Less believable than Game of Thrones."
Pitchmen"Billy May+ Anthony Sullivan = true love."
Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling"Brad Garrett is Hulk Hogan."
Clerks"Gilbert Gottfried as Patrick Swayze."
Shasta McNasty"A rap-rock band lives together by the beach."
Battle of Ozzfest"A delightful microcosm of terrible 2000s metal."
SuperGroup"Every supergroup gets the Nuge it deserves."
I'm From Rolling Stone"I was there for the filming, never watched it."
The McLaughlin Group"It really makes you think."