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'Archer Vice' - 'Smugglers' Blues' GIFs and best lines: The 'Gang Who Couldn't Sell Coke Straight'

On the latest "Archer Vice" episode, Archer, Ray and Cyril took off for Colombia to look for distributors for their product -- which, conveniently for the drug lords, is already in the U.S., so no smuggling needed!Of course, it turns out La Madrina, the big-wig drug cartel head whom Archer is there to see, is actually an undercover member of the Policia Nacional de Colombia. To preserve her cover, she's ending Archer and his boys to prison. Ruh roh.Best Lines:Malory: "Wait until you're waist-deep in dirty diapers, or he's up with the croup and there's no bourbon in the house. Then fast-forward to him knocking up the au pair, flunking out of college and then single-handedly bankrupting your drug cartel."Pam: "Wait, 'college'?"Lana: "Don't you have a tractor pull to headline?"Pam: "You think if I had 100 pounds of coke I'd be sitting here playing choo-choo spoon with a tranny?"Lana: "Oh for the -- I'M PREGNANT!"Cheryl:... http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2014/03/archer-vice---smugglers-blues-gifs-and-best-lines-the-gang-who-couldnt-sell-coke-straight.html

Archer Season 5 Episode 8 “Archer Vice: Rules of Extraction”

Archer  season 5 episode 8 “Archer Vice: Rules of Extraction” premieres Monday, March 17 at 10/9c on FX. Episode Synopsis:  Archer Season 5 Episode 8 “Archer Vice: Rules of Extraction” – Archer, Ray and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river while Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory. Read More... http://www.tvequals.com/2014/03/17/archer-season-5-episode-8-archer-vice-rules-of-extraction/

'Archer Vice' GIFs: Kenny Loggins plays for Lana's 'Baby Shower'

On the latest "Archer Vice" episode, Sterling and Pam go after Kenny Loggins -- "K-Log" -- to play Lana's baby shower. Nothing goes down with the new cocaine biz except that they aren't making any money, hopefully next week they're into more cocaine shenanigans.But the K-Log storyline is more than enough for an episode, it's hilarious. Loggins tells Zap2it that he loved the outrageous version of himself and that he'd definitely be up for returning. We'd love to hear him and Cherlene duet on "I'm Alright."Here are the best lines and GIFs from "Baby Shower."Best Lines:Malory: "Do yourself and those bosoms of yours a favor and get a wet nurse."Lana: "That cannot still be a thing."Archer: "I'll plant a red fern for ya, jug."Archer: "I don't know about you, but I'm going to be pretty upset if I end up having to murder Kenny Loggins."Pam: " .... meh."GIFs:... http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2014/03/archer-vice-gifs-kenny-loggins-plays-for-lanas-baby-shower.html

'Archer': Kenny Loggins loves how outrageous 'K-Log' is, would love to return in the future

It's been a running joke on "Archer" for five seasons that the title character likes to espouse his love of 1986 blockbuster "Top Gun" and shout "Danger Zone" at random times as an exclamation of excitement. Kenny Loggins, the performer and writer behind "Danger Zone," tells reporters that he always gotten a kick out of the joke, so he was thrilled when the request came for him to guest-star on the show -- though he's playing a rather outrageous version of himself."That's what I love about it the most is that it really takes and extends the character beyond anything that I've ever been, and I'm a total bada** in this episode and it's fun," Loggins tells Zap2it. "I laughed out loud [at the script]. I thought this is great, it's a great way to push the character. I was hoping that they'd take it out of the norm, and they sure did."Loggins, or "K-Log,"... http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2014/03/archer-kenny-loggins-loves-how-outrageous-k-log-is-would-love-to-return-in-the-future.html

FX Renews Spy Cartoon Archer for Sixth and Seventh Seasons with 13 Episodes Each!

) FX Renews Animated Series Archer for Fifth and Sixth Seasons, Clears the Path Syndicated Episodes Good news, Archer fans! The hit animated series has been renewed by FX for not one but TWO additional seasons! Archer fans rejoice! The hit FX animated spy series is here to stay, at least through 2016! The network announced that they've renewed the show for a sixth AND seventh season, with 13 episodes in each. Not only does this mean that the show is safe from the chopping block for at least two more years, but this renewal also clears the way for the show to go into cable and broadcast syndication. Are you happy that Archer is sticking around, or is this FX cartoon comedy just plain overrated? Sound off in the comments, and stick with us for more TV scoop from Celebified.

Archer Season 5 Episode 7 “Archer Vice: Smugglers’ Blues”

Archer  season 5 episode 7 “Archer Vice: Smugglers’ Blues” premieres Monday, March 10 at 10/9c on FX. Episode Synopsis:  Archer Season 5 Episode 7 “Archer Vice: Smugglers’ Blues” – Archer travels to Columbia on a secret mission that becomes not so secret after he gets drunk. Read More... http://www.tvequals.com/2014/03/10/archer-season-5-episode-7-archer-vice-smugglers-blues/

‘Archer’ Seasons 6 and 7 Announced by FX

Archer  Sterling has to suit up for two more missions (at least). THR  confirmed  Archer  has been renewed for season six and seven by FX, guaranteeing the spy comedy a place on the lineup at least until 2016. Both seasons will consist of 13 episodes each, and further Archer and his colleagues spy antics. Read More... http://www.tvequals.com/2014/03/07/archer-seasons-6-and-7-announced-by-fx/

Archer Season 5 Episode 6 “Archer Vice: Baby Shower”

Archer  season 5 episode 6 “Archer Vice: Baby Shower” premieres Monday, March 3 at 10/9c on FX. Episode Synopsis:  Archer Season 5 Episode 6 “Archer Vice: Baby Shower” – Archer decides to give Lana the prfect baby shower gift by forcing Kenny Logins to sing a duet with Cherlene. Something, something Danja Zown! Read More... http://www.tvequals.com/2014/03/03/archer-season-5-episode-6-archer-vice-baby-shower/

'Archer Vice' goes 'Southbound and Down': GIFs and best lines

After an Olympics hiatus, "Archer Vice" is back, with Snowball and Lickbag instead of Smokey and the Bandit. It's time for Malory to launch "Cherlene's" country music career, so she's booked Cher on Travis County Limits, a public access program in Texas. Everybody has 24 hours to get Cherlene to the set, so it's time for a road trip. And of course, Pam packs 100 pounds of cocaine to sell, which they end up having to throw at some corrupt cops during the second of two high-speed chases -- each of which would have made an excellent GIF, if GIFs were like two minutes long.How sweet is it that Archer tells Pam everybody more or less likes her just the way she was before the cocaine? Forget Archer and Lana, we totally 'ship Archer and Pam.Best Lines:Ray: "Now if you'll excuse me, I need to remove my underwear with a blowtorch."Archer: "We're talking about Texas.... http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2014/02/archer-vice-goes-southbound-and-down-gifs-and-best-lines.html

Archer Season 5 Episode 5 “Archer Vice: Southbound and Down”

Archer  season 5 episode 5 “Archer Vice: Southbound and Down” premieres Monday, February 24 at 10/9c on FX. Episode Synopsis:  Archer Season 5 Episode 5 “Archer Vice: Southbound and Down” – Malory buys a bus and takes everyone on a road trip. Put that hammer down and give it hell. Written by Adam Reed. Read More... http://www.tvequals.com/2014/02/24/archer-season-5-episode-5-archer-vice-southbound-and-down/
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