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s1e22 Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
November 4, 2008
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.
s1e21 Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
November 3, 2008
Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.