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Hot In Cleveland – Recap & Review – Lost Loves

We all wonder about the one crush/love that got away and what if….what if we reconnected? Would it be like old times? Well, it is Valentine’s Day in Cleveland and the girls are sulking over the pitiful love life that they seem to endure. As they reminisce about the one love in their life that they miss, they decide to look them up and see where they are and what they are doing. Much to our surprise they all seem to be in the state or even right there in Cleveland. Hmmm…what are the chances? Here is what happened to each of our gals: READ MORE...

Hot In Cleveland – Recap & Review – Elka’s Choice

Welcome back for the second half of the second season of Hot in Cleveland! If you remember where we left off, Elka had agreed to marry her friend, Fred. The night before the wedding, the bachelorette party went awry and Victoria and Joy were married in Canada. Then, to make matters worse, at the wedding, Elka’s ex-fiance Max came back to claim her hand. Next her presumed dead husband, Bobby, made his appearance known. Whatever will Elka do? Who will she choose? Let’s find out! Elka’s heart is truly torn, there are things that she loves about each of the men. The girls try to help her make pros and cons lists about each one. Meanwhile, Victoria gets a call to appear on The Chatter, the nation’s newest all female panel talk show. They all agree to travel to New York together for the show. Joy and Victoria come to the decision to just pretend that the wedding never took place and move on. Yeah, like that’s going to happen. READ MORE...

Hot In Cleveland – Recap & Review – Unseparated At Birthdates

This week on Hot In Cleveland, the girls obviously forget the fiasco they had last season and are again celebrating their fake birthdays. Again, they will be finding dates for each other. Victoria demands to Melanie that there will be no man boobs this year. They all decide to try someone different to their usual "type". Melanie, Joy and Victoria decide they are 42 this year…and Elka is 50. Yeah right guys! This is going to make for a very funny evening. At the restaurant, they all meet their dates (I almost typo’d "fates", oops!). Victoria has set up Joy with Kenny, played by the master of impressions, Frank Caliendo. Vic swears to Joy that he is perfect for her. Melanie sets Victoria up with Timothy, played by Richard Bergi. Elka sets Melanie up with Dr. Doug, who looks suspiciously like Jesus. The scene where he sits in front of the beer sign halo is so funny. He is a veterinarian who heals animals holistically, of course. READ MORE...

Hot In Cleveland – Recap & Review – How I Met My Mother

Another Wednesday night and another night in Cleveland. In this episode, Joy meets her son and an ex-con comes a-calling for her. Seems she broke his heart. But alas, there is a twist. Blame Victoria, as usual. Elka and Melanie are along for the ride and provide some of the best comedic moments. It seems that Elka changes Dummy the dog’s name to Chance. She’s trying to train him so that he can get the part of Goliath in the new play at church…completely preformed by animals. I’m sorry that we don’t get to see this, but I’m sure it was too complicated to shoot. Animals don’t always cooperate, as those of with pets are well aware. My cat does her own thing. Until it’s time to feed her, then it’s all about me. READ MORE...

Hot In Cleveland – Recap & Review – Where’s Elka?

Last seen on Hot In Cleveland – Joy was involved in a scandal with the governor and was still trying to get a green card so that she could stay in the USA. All the girls had broken up with their boyfriends and Elka was found guilty of stealing all the loot in her storm cellar. At the very end of the winter finale, Melanie had discovered that Elka had gone on the lam and left a note. Will they find her? Where did she go? Will Joy be identified as the governor’s "hooker"? The episode picks up right where the finale left off. Melanie decides that they should check Elka’s browser history for clues of where she might be. After Victoria and Joy google themselves, they learn that Elka has a thing for Mounties and bedazzled maple leaves. So they head towards Canada to see if they can find her. On the way, they end up stopping at a bar in Ohio’s Amish country where they find Elka’s car. The bartender says that he doesn’t know anything, but to wait for Yoder, because he knows all. Ha! See what they did there? Star Wars fans? The Amish men all seem to really like the girls and they certainly don’t mind. They order some hard cider and proceed to get drunk after the bartender warns them that it’s not for the faint of heart. READ MORE...

Hot in Cleveland – Recap & Review – I Love Lucci, Part 2

Welcome to the conclusion of our gals’ adventures in Los Angeles. Will Elka find Robert Redford? Does Joy keep getting scammed by Michael Knight? What about Victoria and Susan Lucci? Read on to learn the answers to all that and more. Elka and Melanie crash a film set looking for Robert Redford. They learn they are on the wrong set and pull out their sunglasses to do some pretty poor David Caruso (CSI Miami) impressions. Ok, Elka’s wasn’t TOO bad. Susan is in the hospital for observation, but she’s actually alright. With the nurse’s help she decides to fool Victoria and pretend to be in a coma. Outside of the room, Victoria and Joy are reading the tabloid story about Susan’s rivalry with Vic. Joy is upset that it doesn’t mention her and her new boyfriend, Michael Knight. It’s really funny the way she keeps saying his whole name and calling him her boyfriend. The nurse comes out and informs Victoria that Susan is in a coma. Vic is astonished and goes in to see her. Meanwhile, the nurse fills an oblivious Joy in on the fact that Michael’s character on the show has an evil twin brother named Alex. Joy is livid. READ MORE...

Hot in Cleveland – Recap & Review – I Love Lucci, Part 1

For the next two episodes, our girls are in LA! Why? So Victoria can film her starring role on All My Children opposite Susan Lucci (Erica Kane). She’s been starving herself for five days to show off her body in her sexy lingerie while she delivers an Emmy-worthy speech. What could possibly go wrong?!? The gals are having lunch with an old friend (Peri Gilpin) and she can’t get over their experiences in Ohio. She asks Victoria to try her lunch. Just chew it and spit it out. "Don’t tell me they’re still swallowing in Cleveland?!" Not touching that one! Meanwhile, Elka is on a mission to find Robert Redford. She bribes the maitre’d with her granny dimples to find out Mr. Redford will be supping there the next day. She makes a reservation for her and Melanie. READ MORE...

Hot in Cleveland – Recap & Review – Sisterhood of the Traveling SPANX

Is it possible for a girdle to be magic? What about cursed? Find out on a brand SPANXing new episode of Hot In Cleveland. This week’s guest stars are Jack Wagner (Frisco from General Hospital) and Melanie Griffith. Hot In Cleveland is filmed in front of a live audience… Joy is lying on a couch at a therapy session. Or is she? Actually, it’s a fortune-teller. She gives Joy a pair of magic SPANX. Immediately Joy gets a call from "Cute Oliver", whom she met at the grocery store. He asks her out. Cut to a week later. The girls want to burn the cursed SPANX, which Elka insists is a girdle. They each have their own story. Joy showed up for her "date" only to find out that Oliver was expecting another younger woman to babysit his son. He is taking his girlfriend out to propose. Joy agrees to stay and babysit. He even rehearses his proposal with her. Poor Joy. READ MORE...

Hot in Cleveland – Recap & Review – Hot For The Lawyer

Welcome back to Cleveland! Tonight we see more of the fallout from last week’s fiasco at Pete’s family reunion. We also get to meet Elka’s hot lawyer. What happens when you throw a hot man into a group of three single women? I’ll bet you can’t wait to find out! Melanie, Joy and Victoria are commiserating over facials and other home spa treatments. Elka walks in and calls Melanie and Joy, "Nice n’ Easy". She tells them to give it up. She’s extra cranky because Max has already moved on and is dating someone else…and because the Browns suck, of course. Max is dating her nemesis, Agnes "Hagford". READ MORE...

Hot in Cleveland – Recap & Review – Bad Bromance

What’s the worst that could happen when you meet your boyfriend’s mother? Melanie find out tonight on an all new Hot In Cleveland. We also get a couple blasts from the past. Joy’s talking to Rick on the phone and he makes her say, "I love you". Victoria is still broke, so she registers on a website to find a sugar-daddy. She posts a headshot from 1981 and claims that she’s a ventriloquist. A terrible one at that. She gets a hit. Elka is getting drunk to get over her breakup with Max. He dumped her because his son is running for office. Melanie asks them all to come to Pete’s family reunion to support her. She’s scared of his mom. READ MORE...