Jay arranges for a trip to Las Vegas with deluxe accommodations for the Pritchett adults, but he's convinced they can find even pricier digs. Meanwhile, Claire tries to recover her gambling losses from years ago; Phil auditions for a secret society of magicians; Cameron opts for a friend's bachelor party instead of a day at the spa with Mitchell; and Gloria worries that Jay will find a female companion for his dog butler, Barkley.