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Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried Enjoy the Perks of Fame

As we all know, The Bachelorette's Desiree Hartsock likes sports (we don't get it either), and now that she's a Seattle transplant it's time for her to fan-girl for a new team. Desiree is currently living it up in the Evergreen State with her fiancé, The Bachelorette Season 9 winner Chris Siegfried. Aside from drinking red wine and reciting poetry, these two are spending their time watching football. Des and Chris scored tickets to a Seattle Seahawks game thanks to head coach Pete Carroll... http://feeds.wetpaint.com/~r/wetpaint/latest/excerpt/~3/SIMHhalpLl8/2013-08-19-desiree-hartsock-chris-siegfried-football

This Week In TV For August 5-11 2013

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How Many 'Bachelorette' Couples Are Still Together?

It's a familiar scene. Chris Harrison walks solemnly out from behind the satin curtain, as music akin to the "Pirates of the Caribbean" soundtrack pulses to a crescendo. "This is the final rose tonight," Harrison announces. He stays strong, though his heart is heavy with the pain he knows is soon to follow. "The Bachelor," and later "The Bachelorette," have always been about finding love, living happily ever after and loving the fairy tale. That final rose ceremony holds so many possibilities, paradoxically coupled with even more disappointment, as our hero or heroin selects the person they will spend the rest of their life a few weeks with, and another suitor is sent home. Read More... Love is dead. Read More... http://feeds.huffingtonpost.com/~r/HP/Entertainment/~3/DmXTo5PVV6s/bachelor-couples_n_3728241.html

Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock Dumps Chris Siegfried for WHO?!

Well, that was short. Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried only went public with their engagement on Monday and already the pair of rose-scented lovers have hit a rough patch. It seems Des has found herself a new man. In recently released footage, Des returns to the other guy upon realizing “that there was only one person in the world who can make me happy, and I have to go to him.” No, guys, it’s not Brooks Forester. She’s so over him...sorta. Who’s the homewrecker lighting Chris’ poems on... http://feeds.wetpaint.com/~r/wetpaint/latest/excerpt/~3/2EHdjFpZVck/2013-08-09-desiree-hartsock-dumps-chris-siegfried

Bachelorette Emily Maynard's Advice For Bachelor Juan Pablo Galavis

Emily Maynard has some words of wisdom, so y'all better listen up. Specifically you, Juan Pablo Galavis. In case you'd forgotten (how could you?!) Emily was crowned ABC's Bachelorette just a few seasons ago so girlfriend knows her way around a televised love journey. Furthermore, like Juan Pabz, Emily has a kidlet and so has to balance her desire to find love with the responsibilities of parenthood! "It's a really hard situation to be in anyway, being the Bachelor or Bachelorette, but adding... http://feeds.wetpaint.com/~r/wetpaint/latest/excerpt/~3/-JpFH6iele8/2013-08-09-emily-maynard-advice-juan-pablo-galavis

Top Moments: Stephen Colbert's Daft Dance Party and Bachelorette's (Second?) Choice

  Our top moments of the week: 11. Most Appropriate Welcome Wagon: After keeping the bench warm for the first four months of the regular season, New York Yankees ' third baseman Alex Rodriguez returns...     http://www.tvguide.com/News/TopMoments-Stephen-Colbert-Daft-Punk-Dance-Bachelorette-1069002.aspx?rss=breakingnews

Why Desiree Hartsock Didn’t Tell Chris Siegfried She Eliminated Drew Kenney

Desiree Hartsock's final Bachelorette date with Drew Kenney was the most awkward experience of our lives. Mostly because she forced him to mount some traumatized pony, galloped him down to a beach, and then broke his heart while wearing a belly shirt. And the weirdest part? Des then went on a date with Chris Siegfried, and completely failed to mention that she'd ended her relationship with his biggest competition. "I just didn't want to put that added pressure on to him," Des explained... http://feeds.wetpaint.com/~r/wetpaint/latest/excerpt/~3/Oc7pJyJ7AEc/2013-08-08-desiree-hartsock-chris-siegfried-drew

Desiree Hartsock Responds to Claims She Settled For Chris Siegfried

Real talk o’clock, guys: How did Desiree Hartsock bounce back from being all swoony mcswoonsters over Brooks Forester only to have him dump her? And how did she get engaged to Chris Siegfried on The Bachelorette Season 9 Finale? She must’ve just settled for the Seattle-based mortgage broker, right? Wrong, according to Des. In fact, girlfriend wants you to be so aware that she didn’t settle that in the newest edition of People’s print mag, the title of her article is “I Didn’t Settle.”... http://feeds.wetpaint.com/~r/wetpaint/latest/excerpt/~3/XlkJKPtQKoY/2013-08-07-did-desiree-settle-for-chris

Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried’s Wedding Vows — Will They Rhyme?

Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock is one step closer to dropping “bachelorette” for the foreseeable future. On August 5, she and fiancé Chris Siegfried went public with their engagement immediately after the season finale we’re still puzzling over. In true Bachelor Nation style, Des and Chris (we’re taking nickname suggestions in the comments below) are being cagey about any wedding details. Their nuptials could potentially be next summer, though, if SeanCat shows anything, that date may get... http://feeds.wetpaint.com/~r/wetpaint/latest/excerpt/~3/Dp0i1qdwePk/2013-08-07-desiree-hartsock-chris-siegfried-wedding-vows

'Bachelorette' Desiree Hartsock's Engagement Ring Details Revealed

The bridal stylist became engaged to Chris Siegfried on Monday night's emotional finale.        http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thr/television/~3/e3AEa1t8kMg/story01.htm
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