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Top Moments: Jon Stewart's Delicious Rant, The Voice's Fatal Kiss and an Uncertain Weiner

Our top moments of the week: 11. Worst Call for Help:  On the  Real Housewives of New Jersey , Teresa  goes over to Jacqueline 's house for help writing a letter to Teresa's brother, Joe. Unfortunately, pretty much all  of Jacqueline's advice falls on deaf ears, as Teresa tells her, "You really don't know ... it's between me and my brother," and then proceeds to overstay her welcome by a few hours. Don't you have your own McMansion for this sort of thing? 10. Worst Plagiarism:  During  Platinum Hit 's song hook challenge (its version of a  Top Chef quickfire), Nevin whips up a little ditty on the keyboard about Los Angeles, titled "You'll Never Be My Home," that sounds awfully similar  to this . "Does anything in your song sound familiar? Like maybe you heard it before?"  Jewel  questions the blank-faced songwriter.  Kara DioGuardi  cuts right to the point: "Elton John's 'Candle in the Wind,'" she says, as Nevin does his best shocked face. Fittingly, he later got eliminated. Your candle burned out long before your legend ever, um, began, Nevin. 9. Best Made-for-TV Union:  How do you up the ante after another crazy season of  The Real World ? By taking a showmance to the next level with a wedding! Naomi and Mike tie the knot in Vegas and exchange the most honest (read: awkward) wedding vows we've ever heard. Mike promises Naomi he'll work hard to "somehow afford the lavish lifestyle you want to live" and Naomi compliments her new hubby on being able to look beyond her many sexual escapades with his roommate — who she "might be doing" again tonight. There's no way this marriage will last, but at least this time the reality stars are in on the joke. Read More... http://www.tvguide.com/News/Moments-Jon-Stewart-Voice-1033873.aspx?rss=breakingnews

Ashley Spivey: "If I Ever See Bentley I Will Punch Him in His Face"

Bad News Bentley Williams may need to borrow Jeffs mask. Ashley Spivey is fired up, bless her, and shes taking aim at the guy breaking her best friends heart. Ashley S. was besties with Ashley Hebert on The Bachelor Season 15. Ashley S. knows Ashley H. very well and says our Bachelorette is usually a good judge of character, but "she just couldn't be more wrong as far as Bentley goes" on The Bachelorette Season 7.Ashley S. calls Bentley "an emotional con artist." "He knows exactly what to say... http://feeds.wetpaint.com/~r/wetpaint/latest/excerpt/~3/TJMAmubph04/ashley-spivey-if-i-ever-see-bentley-i-will-punch-him-in-his-face

'Bachelor' Host Chris Harrison Talks Bad News Bentley: He 'Crossed the Line of Decency'

In lieu of any of Monday night's three eliminated Bachelors , ABC decided to put host Chris Harrison on the phone with the media this morning to discuss this season's biggest villain, Bentley Williams. ABC's press release for next Monday's episode reveals that the guy who said he'd "rather swim in pee" than marry Ashley and only wanted her to "tickle his pickle" will continue his "huge, selfish ruse" on The Bachelorette when he "delivers a knock-out blow to Ashley when he gives her the crushing news that will put an end to her hopes, and has her questioning if she can move on." Next week's episode won't lack for other drama, as Jeff will finally unmask himself, and William will "go for it" at the group comedy roast with "disastrous results," but Harrison's chat today was all about the "emotional juggernaut" about to hit Ashley in the form of Bad News Bentley. Here are the highlights from the conference call: http://www.buddytv.com/articles/the-bachelorette/bachelor-host-chris-harrison-t-40511.aspx

William "Ding Dong" Holman Recaps His Vegas Date With Ashley Hebert

By the end of the second episode of The Bachelorette Season 7, William Holman had earned himself a new nickname and it wasnt nearly as cute as JPs Cupcake. Hey, at least hes got a sense of humor about it! But he can rest assured he is still Prince William to us. He had his first date with Bachelorette Ashley Hebert this week and he recaps the adventure which included saying I do! in this quickie vlog for the official Bachelor site. He seems in good spirits (is that a hint?) despite being trapped... http://feeds.wetpaint.com/~r/wetpaint/latest/excerpt/~3/mnDyRGdIT_g/william-ding-dong-holman-recaps-his-vegas-date-with-ashley-hebert

Is Bachelorette Contestant Bentley Williams Trying to Reunite With His Ex-Wife?

If you look at a photo of Suzette Davis, she kind of resembles Emily Maynard. Maybe that's why Bentley Williams wanted the Season 7 Bachelorette to be Emily instead of poor Ashley Hebert. Suzette is Bentley's ex-wife and a new Life & Style story is claiming he wants his original pretty blonde back.Bad News Bentley has been having a grand ole time insulting Ashley behind her back on the first two episodes of Season 7. And it's only going to get worse on Episode 3.However, a source close to... http://feeds.wetpaint.com/~r/wetpaint/latest/excerpt/~3/2BgHB-ytALo/is-bachelorette-contestant-bentley-williams-trying-to-reunite-with-his-exwife

Huge Bachelorette Spoilers: Reality Steve's Scoop on Who Ashley Hebert Picks!

*Spoiler alert!* You know the drill. If you dont want to read the spoilers, check out our other fine content. http://feeds.wetpaint.com/~r/wetpaint/latest/excerpt/~3/YqrrbskisOg/huge-bachelorette-spoilers-reality-steves-scoop-on-who-ashley-hebert-picks

Emily Maynard Gushes Over Constantine, Bashes Bentley in Bachelorette Vlog

Southern Barbie Emily Maynard is totally right when she calls herself out for missing Constantine Tzortzis last week "That guy is hot!" adding that she would've found a way to keep him in Vegas on The Bachelorette Season 7, Episode 2, despite his loser of a group date dance routine.But we arent sure we agree that Bad News Bentley Williams is physically attractive. Sorry.In her second vlog on The Bachelorette Season 7, the divine Miss Em does add that Bentley's personality makes him completely... http://feeds.wetpaint.com/~r/wetpaint/latest/excerpt/~3/ZnrkO3gDl68/-emily-maynard-gushes-over-constantine-bashes-bentley-in-bachelorette-vlog

Chris Harrison says Bentley almost shut down 'Bachelorette' production

Chris Harrison, host of ABC's "The Bachelorette," talks about bad boy Bentley and how he's breaking Ashley's heart. http://www.hitfix.com/articles/bentley-almost-shut-down-production-on-the-bachelorette

'The Bachelorette' Episode 7.3 Photos: The Guys Roast Ashley, and Things Get Heated

Photos from the June 6 episode of The Bachelorette , when a group date at a comedy roast turns disastrous when one of the guys takes the jokes too far. But honestly, what did they expect? Episode description: William crosses the line, Bentley plays mind games. When Ashley arrives at the mansion to pick up 10 men for a special group date, Jeff decides the time has come to finally reveal his face to the Bachelorette. What will Ashley's response be to finally seeing the masked man? Then it's off to the Comedy Store where roast master general Jeffrey Ross explains to the guys that they will participate in a roast - of Ashley - in front of a packed house. Some of the men are reticent about making jokes at Ashley's expense, but William decides to go for it, with disastrous results, bringing the Bachelorette to tears. And things only get worse when she decides to find solace in Bentley's arms. Unbeknownst to her, he can't pass up an opportunity to "mess with her head." To him it's all a big game. Read More... http://www.buddytv.com/slideshows/the-bachelorette-episode-73-photos-the-guys-roast-ashley-and-things-get-heated-89958.aspx

'Bachelorette's' Chris Harrison: Bentley 'crossed the line,' 'almost shut down production'

The stuff is about to hit the fan on "The Bachelorette" when Bentley's true intentions are revealed to Ashley Hebert on Monday's night episode (June 6). Host Chris Harrison spoke with the press about this season's villain and how in the aftermath of the next episode's events, they almost had to shut down production.On when Harrison first knew Bentley was bad news:"I thought he was going to be trouble the moment Ashley told me he was going to be trouble. I'll go a little bit deeper. We talked that night ... I was pretty adamant about my feelings towards him. I usually try to walk that fine gray line of host/friend/confidant, but when you have information before the guy even gets out of the limo, that is beyond a red flag ... She was so anti everything she had done on Brad's season, the being closed off ... this season she kind of threw caution... http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2011/06/bachelorettes-chris-harrison-bentley-crossed-the-line-almost-shut-down-production.html
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