Meet Todd Santos. He's 30 years old, works as a waiter, and has no direction. So he's turning all his major decisions over to you, the viewing audience. "He's had 30 years to screw up his life... Now it's your turn."
Todd is introduced. We meet the people in Todd's life - his bosses, roommates, FX-appointed therapist, a girl he used to date, his mom, and sister, Whitney. Todd's first viewer mandate (submitted via the FX website) is to quit his job as a waiter. After