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John Stamos Heads to Two and a Half Men

John Stamos. ... but only for a cameo. Despite initial rumors that Stamos was considered to replace Charlie Sheen on the sitcom -- rumors that Stamos and producers for the show strenuously denied -- he will at least swing by the season premiere: TMZ reports that Stamos is one of many famous faces who will eulogize Sheen's character, Charlie Harper, during the funeral that will begin the episode. (Jenny McCarthy is another.) Hopefully, Stamos can deliver a speech as touching as the one Sheen gave to Access Hollywood when he first learned that Stamos might be replacing him: "He doesn't have what I have and the show sucks if he's on it. Sorry, just speaking the truth." [ TMZ ] http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/08/john_stamos_two_and_a_half_men.html

CBS talks about Charlie Sheen by not talking about Charlie Sheen

Not surprisingly, reporters at the TV Critics Association press tour had a slew of Charlie Sheen- and "Two and a Half Men"-related questions for CBS Entertainment president Nina Tassler Wednesday morning (Aug. 3).Also not surprisingly, Tassler did her best to keep the focus on where the comedy is going -- she offered up a few details about Ashton Kutcher's character, for instance -- and not the situation surrounding Sheen's firing earlier this year.But -- and maybe we're reading between the lines a little bit here -- even when Tassler wasn't talking about Sheen and emphasizing all the things Kutcher brings to "Two and a Half Men," it sounded a little bit like she was talking about Sheen. When a reporter asked what Tassler learned from the Sheen fallout, she sighed and joked, "Oh, where do I begin?," then said the following:"What I learned is that we have an extraordinary cast, we have -- I was... http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2011/08/cbs-talks-about-charlie-sheen-by-not-talking-about-charlie-sheen.html

'Two and a Half Men': Meet Walden Schmidt, Ashton Kutcher's character

The marketing tag for "Two and a Half Men's" upcoming season is "All will be revealed" on Sept. 19, the date of the season premiere. Some, however, will be revealed right about now, including the name of Ashton Kutcher's character.Kutcher will be playing a gentleman named Walden Schmidt, CBS Entertainment president Nina Tassler said Wednesday morning (Aug. 3) at the Television Critics Association summer press tour. He'll first appear in the season premiere, but his introduction will span the first two episodes of the season."He's an Internet billionaire with a broken heart," Tassler says. So ... he's Mark Zuckerberg as portrayed in "The Social Network"? Tassler wouldn't tip the show's hand as to whether Walden is in any way related to Alan (Jon Cryer) and Jake (Angus T. Jones), noting only that "he's a unique character." She also wouldn't spill any beans about whether Charlie Sheen's character would die in the season premiere. "I know... http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2011/08/two-and-a-half-men-meet-walden-schmidt-ashton-kutchers-character.html

'Two and Half Men': Charlie Sheen kill-off reportedly starts Season 9

The long and dramatic road to Charlie Sheen's official exit from "Two and a Half Men" is almost at hand. And apparently the CBS series will dispatch his character in the Sept. 19 premiere, kicking off Season 9 with his funeral. Deadline reports that Charlie Harper is dead, and the two-part premiere will include a funeral populated by the playboy's many past girlfriends.After he's in the ground -- or maybe a cremation is more convenient, you know it won't be an open casket -- Alan (Jon Cryer) and Jake (Angus T. Jones) will put their shared home on the market. A parade of celebrities and stars from other Chuck Lorre series (namely "Mike & Molly" or "Big Bang Theory) will stop by as prospective buyers -- as will new star Ashton Kutcher.Kutcher's yet-to-be-named character is pretty much destined to buy the house, but we can't imagine it won't go down without some sort of... http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2011/08/two-and-half-men-charlie-sheen-kill-off-reportedly-starts-season-9.html

Plot Details of 'Two and a Half Men' Season 9 Uncovered

" Two and a Half Men " is yet to roll camera for the production of season 9, but some details of the plot are allegedly spilled. According to Deadline, the script which has been kept under wraps mentions that the Malibu beachfront house, where   Charlie Sheen 's Charlie Harper lived with his brother Alan and nephew Jake, is put up for sale.   It is additionally said that a number of real-life celebrities, including some from Chuck Lorre's previous or current series, will tour the house, possibly joined by newly added regular cast   Ashton Kutcher . Meanwhile, all or most of Harper's ex-girlfriends will be featured in the new season opener which will air September 19 at 9 P.M.   Read More... http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00042530.html

First Official Clothed 'Two and a Half Men' Cast Photo With Ashton Kutcher

As if the nude cast photo wasn't enough, CBS has released a new fully clothed picture of Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones together. The trio are wearing tuxedos -- Kutcher has taken over the red bow tie look from Jones -- and surround a microphone. What does it all mean? Deadline reports no new theme has been shot, but it's not out of the question to assume Ashton Kutcher will be singing (well, at least lip-synching) the 'Two and a Half Men' theme song. If you've never seen the opening credits, we've embedded the earworm of a song below. http://www.aoltv.com/2011/07/28/official-two-and-a-half-men-ashton-kutcher/

'Two and a Half Men': Oddsmakers set line for Charlie Sheen's demise

Charlie Sheen was given the heave-ho from "Two and a Half Men" in March just days after calling the show's co-creator Chuck Lorre a "maggot" and a "stupid, stupid little man" among other pleasantries. With the start of the new season less than two months away, it's Lorre's chance to get even with his former employee -- and it appears oddsmakers are looking forward to it too. Paddy Power, Ireland's biggest bookmaker, has set the line on how they think Charlie Harper will be written off the show. The odds-on favorite has Charlie driving his car off a cliff, delivering an almost even-money payoff of 11:10. The possible calamity offers more than just a wink and a nod to Sheen's 2010 automotive troubles, when not one, but two, of his cars were stolen and then driven off Mulholland Drive in the Hollywood Hills. The long shot, paying 250:1, has Charlie eloping with Berta, the sassy... http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2011/07/two-and-a-half-men-oddsmakers-set-line-for-charlie-sheens-demise.html

Two and a Half Men Season 9 Promo Pic: All Will Be Revealed...

All will be revealed on September 19, Two and a Half Men fans. Season nine of the CBS sitcom premiere on that date, and record ratings are expected for the debut of Ashton Kutcher. Among the pressing questions to be answered: how will his character enter the picture? And will the show really kill off Charlie Harper ? Answers await. But a naked tease can be enjoyed now. The series has released the following promotional photo: http://www.tvfanatic.com/2011/07/two-and-a-half-men-season-9-promo-pic-all-will-be-revealed/

Ashton Kutcher in Twitter Fight with Village Voice Over Child Prostitution Statistics

Ashton Kutcher is in a heated Twitter war with the Village Voice after the newspaper slammed statistics the actor and wife Demi Moore used in their anti-child prostitution campaign. In its article titled "Real Men Get Their Facts Straight" (a play on Kutcher's "Real Men Don't Buy Girls" campaign), the paper says Kutcher's claim that there are ... http://www.tvguide.com/News/Ashton-Kutcher-Village-Voice-1034896.aspx?rss=breakingnews

Jon Cryer Kills Off Charlie Sheen's 'Two and a Half Men' Character on 'Conan' (Video)

Death by improbably large metal grinder, after a fall from his balcony, under the watchful, complicit eyes of Jon Cryer. That's how Charlie Sheen's "Two and a Half Men" character will be killed off this fall, if Conan O'Brien and his team of writers have any say in the matter. Read More... http://www.thewrap.com/column-post/jon-cryer-kills-charlie-sheens-two-and-half-men-character-conan
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