While filming Super 8, the cast gets an unpleasant surprise. When a train full of memorabilia from the 1980s crashes, flooding the town they are filming in with a deadly '80s invasion. Eventually J.J. Abrams concludes that the '80s intentions are rather genuine, as are really trying to build a spaceship to return to where they came from. Which turns out to be Steven Spielberg, who ordered the '80s to come to save his career and make a sequel to *batteries not included. However Abrams wants to make the film and jumps a pickup truck into Spielberg's house in retaliation. When S.H.I.E.L.D. begins looking for recruits to form the Avengers, Captain America offers to join. However, the recruiters don't believe he's qualified to join on the technicality that he doesn't have super powers. So he puts together a talent show, with Piers Morgan as judge, to show off his skills. At first the recruiters aren't impressed with Captain America's acts, until he sings "I Dreamed a Dream". Once made a member, he immediately quits and reveals that he is in reality James Franco, and his ambition for membership was to add another achievement to his growing resume. Other Sketches: Mad News, The Fate of Mr. Peanut, Celebrity Masks, Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, Pinocchio 2: Boy, Oh Boy, Real Life is Hard, Spy vs. Spy, I have a Buzz in My Ear, The Car Alarm Clock, and Tiny Windshield Wipers