Ted Danson is upset with Larry David, he revealed on 'The Late Late Show' (weeknights, 12:37AM ET on CBS). Apparently, David frequently stays in his guesthouse at Martha's Vineyard, and yet hasn't put him on the new season of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.'
"What a bastard he is!" responded Craig Ferguson. No matter. As far as Danson is concerned, the show "sucks" now, and David is "over the hill and he's not that funny."
Ferguson countered that David was very nice when he appeared on the show. "He smells like warm biscuits," observed the host.
"I'm surprised that he let you get that close," said Danson. "He is like a germaphobe." Danson then described a practical joke he likes to play on David whenever the two are at the same event. That should serve as revenge for the foreseeable future.