Last night's Better Off Ted was all about why you should not be friends with your boss. Linda learned this as she attempted to comfort Veronica and was forced to listen to problem after problem being dumped on her.
Ted, meanwhile, followed Lem and Phil to their medieval fight club where he ended up being their boss at that too. Find out how the underlings solved their problems in our "You Are the Boss of Me" recap.
Now, more importantly, check out some of our favorite Better Off Ted quotes from the episode.
Veronica: I once slept with my boyfriend's therapist to find out if he was cheating with me. He wasn't
Veronica: I'll take you to breakfast--somewhere where the meals don't end with the word "slam."
Linda: I don't know. I've got a lot of work to do on the Doppler Project.
Veronica: You're with the boss. Relax. Besides, I can give the Doppler Project to Joe.
Linda: Really? Because I do hate the Doppler Project.
Veronica: And I hate Joe. So everybody wins
Phil: Medieval Fight Night two nights in a row? Man, my codpiece just got tighter
Lem: I always thought Veronica lived here.
Phil: Me, too. You know, she just finds a comfortable chair and powers down for the night