Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Season 3: "Episode 4" Review

"Sploshing" looked a lot sexier in the episode preview. The art of sex and food in three-second flashes was fun to watch, but a full episode dedicated to beans in panties and cake in the crotch was about as sexy as a UTI and that burning sensation you get when you pee.

"Episode 4" hit the classic mid-season slump (it's a short, eight-episode season) and the only one to come out on top was Bambi. She and 'Lord Byron' hit a rough patch when she confronted him about the client/boyfriend line he was crossing, but all ended well when he declared his feelings through blazing trashcans spelling out "I Love You." Belle was not so, um, lucky?! She finally got to have the hot, office sex that she had been daydreaming about for the past few episodes, but her bubble was quickly burst when Duncan started to get dressed and kindly asked her to piss-off before anyone saw her there. She then ran to the arms of her best friend Ben, but he was nursing his own love wounds and the two of them ended up mourning their losses alone.

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Aug 21, 2012 5:26AM EDT

Go Bambi and lord Byron what will happen next to Belle, Duncan and Ben in the end it will be Ben and Belle together forever.

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