Oh boy oh boy oh boy - The Expendables' full trailer is online and it will quite literally blow you away. It has guns, and explosions, and guns that cause explosions, and Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis all in the same scene. If you don't have more fun with this trailer than in most entire movies, there may be something wrong with you.
"Give this job to my friend here; he loves playing in the jungle," says the Governator as Sylvester Stallone and his rock-hard mates (Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Terry Crews) head off to a South American hot spot to make it even hotter. By dint of blowing it up."10 seconds and you won't believe what's going to happen," says Statham - but we're pretty sure we will, if it involves large fireballs.
And how to pick a favourite moment in the following action? Is it when Lundgren picks a man up and throws him on a pipe? Is it Crews taking his life in his hands by insulting Li? Or is it one of the bits where everything goes "BOOM"?
The Expendables is out in the US on August 13 and the UK on August 20. You got a problem with that?