Two and a Half Men Episode Recap: "Aye, Aye, Captain Douche" Season 7, Episode 15

On this week's Two and a Half Men, the question everybody has wondered is answered: Chelsea does have her breaking point after all.

In the first part of the episode, it looked like Chelsea may have run off with Alan's attorney, Brad. After they seemed to click at their initial meeting, Brad had invited Chelsea and Charlie to a function at his house. It involved kids and horses, so of course Charlie passed. After learning that Chelsea went alone, Alan became quite the instigator, reminding Charlie that he will never be as good as this other man. Charlie eventually became paranoid and sets out to find Chelsea, only to come home wet and without her.

Cut to this week and Charlie is still waiting for Chelsea to come home. And Alan is still trying to convince him that she's likely falling for Brad. Instead of considering how his behavior could lead her into the arms of another, Charlie becomes angry and starts complaining about how deceitful she is. He's still bitching about her when she walks through the door, tired but apparently not ready to ditch him. Charlie quickly switches gears and tells her how happy he is that she had a good time. Alan is impressed that he's taken the high road, whereas Charlie sees it as a "complete and utter betrayal of my testicles."

Not one to let things go, Charlie ends up giving Chelsea a bit of a hard time about her new friend and their time together. He obviously presses one too many buttons because he winds up waking up on the couch - looking like hell and getting a slew of questions from Jake about why he's on the couch. When Charlie yells at him to turn down the TV, Jake replies with a very teenage-like reply "Aye, aye, Captain Douche." Berta doesn't help matters when she comes in singing and drilling him as well. Though not one to pry, she wonders what Charlie's done. He tells her that a horse has come between him and his fiancée. Berta tells him that he can't compete with a horse. "I've seen your tallywagger. You're blessed, but you're no Sea Biscuit." Best line of the night!

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