The other night "America's Got Talent" headed to Las Vegas to narrow down to the Top 40. Did your favorites make the cut?
We kick things off with the judges making an early cut. At the airport. They've put through 160 acts and have to cut down to 40, so as soon as the plane lands they split the acts into 4 groups and cut one of the groups right off the bat. I hope these people didn't pay their own ways to Vegas because that's pretty mean.
Group A, which has the cancer-story singing lady and the yodeling dominatrix and those freaky little girls in the Munchkinland outfits, is safe. Group B, which has the Little Orphan Annie dance troupe and Kari Callin, is going home. Wow, they cut Susan Boyle? One little Orphan Annie girl cries and I snicker. Because I am EVIL. Whoa, Tallan Noble Latz was cut! What?!?! I am very surprised. Groups C and D, which have everybody else, are both safe. Duh. We've all watched TV before.
Ridiculously long montage of judges' deliberating. Bloop bloop bloop.
Keith Johnson and Peter Peterkin are up first. Keith is a country singer and Peter is an Obama impersonator. Neither one is that good, so I am a little surprised that Pete makes it. Keith doesn't and comments that he's been doing this a long time and this is as close as he's gotten. That prompts me to say, "Well, maybe you aren't that good then." I played softball for a long time and I only got as far as JV, so I decided my talents must lie elsewhere.
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