Television this week needs an American Red Cross telethon, stat! Jax's blood boiled on Sons of Anarchy. Top Chef's Kelly had no time for first aid, so she encased her bloody finger in a rubber glove. New Jersey's Real Housewives displayed remarkable sangfroid with a less-than-genuine hug. Vampire Diaries' Caroline, and not Jeremy, changed her life by drinking vampire blood. And Mad Men's Don Draper blunted his profound mourning with impromptu fisticuffs and a dangerously heightened blood-alcohol level. Welcome to this week's Top Moments: Let It Bleed Edition.
8. Most Brutal Ending: After a mostly quiet episode focusing on Jax's crushed spirit after his infant son's kidnapping, Sons of Anarchy's final scene features a drive-by. Deputy Hale is run over and killed, several bystanders (including a little boy) are hit, and Jax unleashes his fury on a gunmen left behind - by repeatedly bashing his face into the pavement. We're scared to think what Jax might do to the guy who took his kid.
7. Worst Hygiene: Let's hope the Health Department didn't watch the Top Chef finale. When Kelly cut her finger during a time-sensitive challenge and there wasn't a Band-Aid handy, she encased her wound in a rubber glove. Needless to say, it didn't seem to stanch the blood flow, just contain it. Her spicy eats looked delectable, but the image of a bag of blood attached to her hand while she cooked killed our appetite.