Brodrina: The Saga Continues

There are many ways you can handle being a homewrecker... you can apologize, you can lay low hoping the storm will blow over, you can keep the affair alive by texting the helpless man in question while keeping it a secret, OR if you're Audrina, you can parade your sexiness around in the presence of the homewreckee and challenge Brody to openly choose between the two of you. She wasn't kidding when she said bring on the war... who knew sweet brunette Audrina was so equipped to play with fire?

The camera crew has a done a great job at showing us just how desperate and insecure Jayde is. Chugging Jager? really? I think she missed her calling with 'my new haircut' guy... jager bombs anyone? Poor Jayde doesn't realize that her leash on Brody is wearing thin and her brainless antics, along with her entourage, will earn her an equally tasteless reputation in a very small city. Once Brody is done with her, those yapping pups in skimpy dresses who are only there to soak up crucial camera time won't even talk to her anymore.. the consequences of being obsessive and shamelessly dependent on a boy. She may have won the battle when Brody asked Audrina to leave the club, but the war is far from over...

Especially when Lauren comes into play. As the voice of reason, Lauren sits Brody down for a very direct 'you screwed up and you need to apologize speech.' This is when we truly recognize how whipped Brody is. He is at a table without Jayde on his side and he is repeating the mantra that she evidently gave him. 'it wasn't you honeykins, that slut should have known better...' can't be far from what she fed him. How could he otherwise possibly blame Audrina for their hookup. He was there wasn't he? He knows that he is the one that suggested the one-night-no-strings-attached 'sleepover' but he way too scared to admit it.

I think the entire audience wants to slap mr. Jenner across the face and say man up, and choose already. It's friends or a self-destructive girlfriend, and the choice is obvious to anyone else but him. Alas, the saga continues, will Audrina finally get her victory? She doesn't think that Brody should be with Jayde, but does she mean that as a concerned friend or a possible replacement? Either way, I know who I'm rooting for.. what about you?


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