'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Statues of Limitations

'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Statues of Limitations

Tonight on America's Next Top Model: There are only two episodes and five girls left! Tonight, the contest heats up with go-sees in Milan. Say it with me and the rapper who sings the crazy laser-filled ANTM intro: "OH LADIEZZZ!"

Now that we're down to the best of the best, who are you rooting for? My heart is with Kayla, as anyone who's been following along knows. But there are also smaller, but still special, compartments of my heart that belong to Chris, even though there was an early indication tonight that she might not care about winning so much (though, do you blame her? also: that probably means goodbye, Chris) and Jane (so pretty!).

Actually, I also like Ann (she's so weird, though I'm backlashing the judges' adoration) and Chelsey (she's a pro). I like 'em all! That's bizarre for Top Model. Usually there is one girl in the top 5 whom I want see fly so close to the sun only to get her s*** brutally Icarus'd, but not this time. I'm not sure how to handle it.

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