It’s boyband night as JLS, who are still around, Westlife, who should be in a nursing home, and Take That, who I thought were dead, take the X Factor stage to sing really sombre songs with smirks on their faces about how they love us and love is everywhere. Oh, and someone will get eliminated. Only one thing is for certain: it will not be Katie.
The group song is called Can’t Stop Moving. They don’t even bother to attempt miming.
JLS sings a song on a wedding cake. It’s called Love You More. Blergh. It’s the most boring thing I’ve ever…oh wait, it’s the official single fr Children In Need. Crap. I’m so going to hell.
Westlife sing a song called Safe. I used to like Westlife (in my defence I was nine, which is actually quite creepy). The only one I liked was Mark. Figures.
Take That and Robbie Williams sing a song about a Flood. Nice lighting. I want the X Factor lighting.
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