Another Thanksgiving has come and gone. This year, I'm thankful for Kim's array of colorful and see-through jumpers worn at family functions. I'm thankful that Dr. Tiy-e is delusional enough to believe he's a licensed doctor. And above all, I'm thankful that Phaedra and Apollo's driver has some experience in childcare, since neither parent seems at all interested in the job.
As promised, the ladies all stopped by Kandi Koated Nights to discuss their "freak number" for tens of thousands of interested Internet fans. "I was raised in the South, we don’t talk about things like that openly, that's shhh shut your mouth!" said Ms. NeNe, who insisted if she had to be a number she'd probably be a 3 (or make that 43, according to Kim). Cue giggles and teasing, as the women went around sharing what they wouldn't or would do in the bedroom.
Poor Cynthia, a solid 6 and barely visible lately, was cut off before she could get some valuable sex tips, in order to make room for a surprise visit from Mr. Luscious, the leopard print-wearing stripper who left nothing to the imagination ("I need therapy after that!" shrieked NeNe). He took a liking to Sheree, who hopefully asked for a copy of his degree before taking things to the next level. As fun as it was to see the ladies blush and laugh at one another, I can't help but think this awkward night was not complete without Phaedra, whose freak number you know must be off the charts.