'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,' Season 1, Episode 7 Recap

'The Real Housweives of Beverly Hills'

On this week's episode of 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills', the ladies rhapsodized about love: Adrienne celebrated an anniversary, Taylor cried about her lifeless marriage and Kim wiggled into a skintight leopard print dress for her first foray back into the dating world.

Kim's love life has been on lockdown for ages. Like a princess trapped in a tower, cobwebs -- er wrinkles -- have sprung up all over her face. So Kyle lined up a makeover to get Kim in shape for a blind date with Lisa's friend Martin. Channel surfers who stumbled on the scene with Kim's facial may have mistaken the show for a horror movie because that was one scary-looking spa treatment.

Kyle called the treatment, which involved a Hannibal Lecter-style facemask and a shot of electricity, "the closest you can get to a facelift without surgery." I'm more inclined to describe it as the procedure used to create Frankenstein's monster, or a fatal puzzle set up by Jigsaw in the original 'Saw' movie. I mean, the woman was wearing a straightjacket on her face. It was not a good look. 

The whole outing resembled a medical tourism trip gone awry, but Kim emerged with her confidence boosted, which was the point of the makeover in the first place.

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