'Bachelor' contestants revealed: We learn the slapper's name and question the existence of competitive hairstyling

ABC has revealed the 30 lucky ladies who will be competing for Bachelor Brad Womack’s affection come Jan. 3, and, well, the list seems to be in keeping with the nutso vibe thus far of the pre-show hype. Among the contestants will be an "emotional waitress," a "sexy model," a "sweet children’s hospital event planner," and a "competitive hairstylist." I can’t help picturing this last one being scored by Olympic judges every time she attempts some complicated layers — and no further clarifying info is given — so we’ll go with that. (Yes, I realize upon further reflection that they probably just mean she’s a hairstylist by profession who also enjoys winning at all costs, but I like my way better.) We also now know that the "sassy divorcee" shown slapping Brad in those incessant promos is named Chantal, and that the promised backside-grab comes courtesy of a woman named Ashley S. Also in the mix: a "manscaper" named Raichel (who "not only leaves Brad speechless but hairless"… hmmm), a Rockette named Kellie, and a fanged (yes) model named Madison. Is it strange that despite all these exotic creatures, I’m more shocked to see a dentist among the candidates? See the full list after the jump.

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